road rage to the tune of...
..."Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered" (Original Words and Music by Lorenz Hart and Richard Rogers)
I'm wild again
And riled again
I drive like a frustrated child again
Aggrieved, angry and aggressive, am I.
I pass a lot
Feed gas a lot
And flash my high beams at your a-- a lot
Aggrieved, angry and aggressive, am I.
Honk and I'll chew your head off;
I know some nasty words;
Your in luck if you get off
With being flipped the bird.
Insane again
A pain again
And ready to swoop through your lane again
Aggrieved, angry and aggressive, am I.
Right behind, I drive closer
Than a dog to a flea
May you merge? I say no, sir!
'Least not ahead of me.
I swerve a lot
Show nerve a lot
Perhaps I'll get what I deserve a lot.
Aggrieved, angry and aggressive, am I.
Aggrieved, angry and aggressive, am I!
I'm wild again
And riled again
I drive like a frustrated child again
Aggrieved, angry and aggressive, am I.
I pass a lot
Feed gas a lot
And flash my high beams at your a-- a lot
Aggrieved, angry and aggressive, am I.
Honk and I'll chew your head off;
I know some nasty words;
Your in luck if you get off
With being flipped the bird.
Insane again
A pain again
And ready to swoop through your lane again
Aggrieved, angry and aggressive, am I.
Right behind, I drive closer
Than a dog to a flea
May you merge? I say no, sir!
'Least not ahead of me.
I swerve a lot
Show nerve a lot
Perhaps I'll get what I deserve a lot.
Aggrieved, angry and aggressive, am I.
Aggrieved, angry and aggressive, am I!
posted by nightquill | 10:17 PM
2 Comments:
Drive carefully!!! Your fans love you! And your new car deserves a future. And the state police do NOT love you.
To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: Behaving well is the best revenge.
I want a CD recording! Where can I buy one?
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